Idle hands.... had a little time recently and lurked on a spanking chat site. Signed in under my name. These are excerpts from some of my encounters there.
MommasOldest wants to chat with you.
How u doin sugar - u sure have a really sweet name.
saradora:
Thank you.
MommasOldest:
My names jimmy john billy bob
saradora:
Should I call you JJ? Or BB? Or Jim?
MommasOldest:
naw. You can call me Ralph.
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Cowpoke_from_hell wants to chat with you.
Not on your life, little grasshopper.
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LordRichard wants to chat with you.
Hello, my dear. Have you been a good girl?
saradora:.
Hello Lord Richard, yes I have.
Wonder what I'm getting for Christmas...
Lord Richard:
Where are you from, my dear?
saradora:
USA
Lord Richard:
It has been my experience that females in the U.S.A. are generally lacking in manners. Do you have manners, my dear?"
saradora:
Oh yes, Lord Richard and a pedigree, too.
Lord Richard:
Are you related to our royal house?
saradora:
No, I'm not (All the UK members just breathed a huge sigh of relief.)
Lord Richard:
I desire to whip you, my dear.
saradora:
Bye, bye.
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Titboy wants to chat with you.
Uh... I don't think so.
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Luv_to_suck wants to chat with you.
Uh-uh
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Patrick wants to chat with you.
Hi. I'm from Israel. You have a lovely name. You new around here?
saradora:
Thank you. Yes, very new, just learning my way around.
Patrick:
Where are you from? How old are you?
saradora:
USA and I'm above the age of consent.
Patrick:
LOL. Good. Spank? Or get spanked?
saradora:
Get spanked but thinking I'd like to try my hand at someone's back side... once...just to get the feel for it
Patrick:
LOL. Getting your bottom warmed a little too often lately?
saradora:
Yep. How'd you guess?
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ImmortalOne wants to chat with you.
Hey, sexy name. You new around here?
saradora:
Thank you, yes. Brand new. Where're you from?
ImmortalOne:
Arizona - you?
saradora:
Pacific Northwest
ImmortalOne:
Oh yeah, you're new. Tell me about you.
saradora:
Tell me about you first.
ImmortalOne:
uh uh. Doesn't work that way. I'm the TOP. You talk first.
saradora: hmmmm
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Titboy wants to chat with you.
Tell me about your breasts.
saradora:
Well... I have two of them.
Titboy:
Nipples?
saradora:
...two of those, too.
Titboy:
What color are you nipples?
saradora:
wine
Titboy:
White red or rose?
White??
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ImmortalOne:
I'm waiting for answers saradora. Talk to me now.
saradora:
Sorry. Got lost in cyberspace. Your question?
ImmortalOne:
Tell me all about you, saradora. Have you been a good girl?
saradora:
Absolutely! Pure as the driven snow. I'm always good - and when I'm bad, I'm really much better.
ImmortalOne:
LOL. I think you need a good hard spanking, my pet. Come here. Stand between my legs.
ooooo
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SirJason wants to chat with you.
Hello saradora. How are you this evening, darling girl?
saradora:
Hello Sir Jason. Fine thank you, and you?
SirJason:
Feeling the need to spank a bare bottomed lass. Bare your bottom please.
What? And bypass all the preliminaries? Shouldn't he take me out to dinner first?
saradora:
A few more details before I disrobe, if you don't mind.
SirJason:
Impertinent but I shall let that slide since this is our first encounter.
Undoubtedly our last as well.
SirJason:
I shall spank your naughty bottom with my hand for ten minutes, then 100 strokes with the brush, 100 strokes with the paddle, the leather one, I think and 100 with a slipper. Then I shall let you service me. After that, I shall whip your arse with my strop till my arm tires and then give you 30 strokes of the cane. If you take your punishment well, I might consider pleasuring you.
At that point, I'm almost certain pleasure would not be high on my list. Maybe, breathing?
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Titboy wants to chat with you.
I could suck your nipples really hard.
saradora:
Not in this lifetime buster.
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ImmortalOne
I'm still waiting saradora. Stand still. Don't fidget. Did you just stomp your foot young lady?
saradora:
Uh-oh. Caught me.
ImmortalOne:
Over my knee, little one.
saradora: Maybe, we could chat first? What do you want to know about me?
Why do I get the feeling this isn't going to be a gg spanking
ImmortalOne:
We'll talk - but first I'll pull your panties down.
saradora:
Whew! Got a little warm in here.
ImmortalOne:
...laughing...It's going to get considerably warmer when I warm your butt.
sigh
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THEMaster wants to chat with you.
If you appreciate heavy bondage and a superb BDSM master, answer me NOW!
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Titboy wants to chat with you.
IF you are preggs or have milk, it'll be even better when i suck you.
Persistent little pervert
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Patrick wants to chat with you.
sorry, saradora. Lost the internet connection. So why have you been getting spanked so often?
saradora:
If I tell you, will you promise not to spank me unless it's a good girl one?
Patrick:
can't make that promise, sweetheart.
saradora:
can't tell you then.
Patrick:
come on. I'm a lenient person. What could you have done that was so bad?
grinning
saradora:
drank too much strong coffee
Patrick:
that's forgivable
saradora:
ate a lot of junk food and chocolate
Patrick:
self destructive behavior, little one. that's not good. What else did you do?
This man is starting to sound too familiar....
saradora:
insulted a neighbor
Patrick:
not good. What else?
saradora:
what makes you think there's more?
Patrick:
gut feeling. Confess. You'll feel better if you do.
Actually, I wasn't feeling badly at all.
saradora:
HE was out of town a few days and I took a day trip about 3 hours away from home.
Patrick:
Over my knee. Now, saradora. Let's get this over with.
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BigMama wants to chat with you.
Get your butt over here now, little girl.
saradora:
not on your life - can I introduce you to Titboy?
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StrictMaster wants to chat with you.
Saradora is such a beautiful name. How do you feel about cuffs and whips with metal tips. I promise you the most intense and satisfying sexual encounter. Your ass will be on fire and your..
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Mental note: Ignore all chat with names that include Sir - Lord - Master - Big and Tit.
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Can't wait to log on again. Think I'll leave sweet saradora at home and sign on as Luscious Lil...